Me: Umm . . . Aurelia?
Me: It was report card weekend.
Aurelia: I know. It's OK.
Me: It is?
Aurelia: Yes, because your technical web designer, Dawn (aka DMS Graphics), has been working hard to update your website, http://www.anneosterlund.com/, with a brand new "Fun Fluff" page, new reviews for Academy 7, a new Publishing & Submissions Tips page via your Writing Friends and Resources page, and an updated faq page.
Me: Dawn is awesome!
Aurelia: Yes, she is. As is Maria, your artistic webdesigner.
Me: Maria, is awesome times two.
Aurelia: I particularly like the picture she chose to go next to the question about writers' block on the new faq page.
Me: That was my idea!
Aurelia: So . . . I will forgive you for your failure to blog. This weekend.
Me: Thank you.
Aurelia: But I will not be hearing next Monday about how this was "Conference Weekend." Right?
Me: Umm . . . right.